They are made using old mashed potatoes formed into shitty looking pancakes. After being formed they are always over seasoned and overcooked until chef Clete deems them to be perfect. They are the worst form of a breakfast pancake you could ever be served.
Clete- “we are having Clete’s famous Clete potato pancakes for breakfast!”
Everyone else- “we’d rather eat hungry man frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”
Everyone else- “we’d rather eat hungry man frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”
by Potato nutsack October 17, 2022

by PotatoGoddess123 June 4, 2018

An ugly, nasty, gross ass potato chip created by Lays© and it tastes like your grandma chewed up a dirty burrito found in the garbage and it was feed to your baby cousin and he threw it up and someone made it a chip and gave it to you!
by Potato Baby September 21, 2015

A potato you shove into a girl’s rectum that when she clenches her cheeks, turns into mashed potatoes
by Bodacious Bootyhole Bandit December 28, 2017

A female’s Coochie looks like a gaping potato coming out of the whales blow hole 🕳 also the taste of the Puunani potato Coochie taste like anime fries.
by YBN Ja’von January 26, 2021

by Potato-Man The 1ST November 24, 2021

by Anonymous directioner December 5, 2021
