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polish the one eyed goat 

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

Checking the Oil 

In football when while in the dog pile you grab and twist and/or rip, someone's dick on the opposite team.
I don't know why they're so mad coach all I did was check their oil ( i.e. checking the oil).

Austin The Oyster 

Austin is extremely gay and breathes gayness. Austins are usually creepy, are obsessive, and follow people around. They have brown hair, wear glasses, and sometimes have a mohawk. IDK really know.
"Didja see Austin the oyster earlier?"
"Heh Austin the oyster is TOTALLY Gay"

look the other way 

To ignore something that is wrong; to not say anything when something bad is happening.
Buddy I'm trying to sell weed to preteens here, you need to look the other way before I make you look the other way.
look the other way by D. Y. Vetz November 10, 2020

On the Outside 

First country pop boyband who started on January 1st 2019. This band members are Devin Hayes, Sam Jenkins, Dawson Huckabee, Andrew Bloom and Jon Klaasen. This band also loves everyone in their fandom or also known as their "outsiders". You can find them on their Instagram and Tic toc (@ontheoutside). Just know that with this band you will always be loved and accepted for who you are.
Everyone should check out on the outside!
On the Outside by Renee Bellis November 24, 2020

You the one with all the money

You ain’t worth a damn cent
Girl:Let me get some money for my hair!
Dude:”I was bout to ask you ,You the one with all the money