Border Crack and Deek About

Here is the beautiful place we call Cumbria. We have ITV Border News and Look Around. But that's not what it's called... here in Cumbria it is called border crack (border news) and deek about (look around)

Enjoy your day of nothing. Good bye

Boris is my Prime Minister. Up the UKIP

"What are you watching?"
"Border Crack and Deek About"
"Ok, thank you for the conversation"

by Big Shaq's Mum December 2, 2021

crack

to have sexual intercourse with another

Mike Ross is gonna crack Rachel Zane all night!

by a122222 July 8, 2025

Rudolph On Crack

When you dip your nose in period blood and then she scratches her moot flakes on top of it

“Omg bro, Susan totally gave me a Rudolph On Crack last night. It was like all of my Christmas’s came at once!”

by Flakes4Daayz October 4, 2018

Isiah’s Bum Crack

The deadliest thing on the planet. Contains Kim Jong Un’s nuclear codes, because he knows nobody will go in there, or if they tried, they would die.

Isiah’s bum crack smells like low tide.

by Johnathan Sins January 9, 2020

The crack rock

The rock or bench all the teenagerrs sit on selling cola cola out of their backpack and cars

We got to get back to the crack rock.

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Crack purse

Any female crackheads purse. They almost always have a few torch type lighters, razer blades, knifes for protection and a bunch of random junk. Crackheads seem to be attracted to shiny trinkets. And of course, condoms.

I looked in that bitchs crack purse and it was full of lighters, a big ass knife, a bunch of condoms and i cut my fucking finger on a razer blade. I'll probably get aids!!!

by Rick wtb dick June 13, 2018

Crack head

A loser who smokes crack cocaine because they are dumb

Bboy alien ness aint no community hero, he's a crack head who is very destructive and has no soul

by Crack head hunter August 31, 2019