java bird

java birds are small winged birds who sing when a person has that first cup of strong coffee following an alcohol induced night out. they have shimmering colored feathers which denotes the particular octave of a bird (for example, ones with purple or black feathers will have lower singing voices whilst ones with pink tend to be higher).

The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.

i had a late night, but have already heard the java birds.

this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..

by gritpoit February 7, 2010

bird

A bird is a prison sentence.

For example, in 67's song Waps Came First (#WCF) on the hook Monkey says "Nuff time man risk mans life from young man, could of got bird" meaning that a lot of times he risked his (free) life because he could have got a prison sentence.

by eciolli May 27, 2018

Bird

Any guy named Byron

That dude is such a bird

by Mr.bird April 5, 2022

Bird day

Bird day is a day on 1st of April in which everybody is required to express their support for all birds by engaging in birdposting

We must birdpost because it's Bird Day

by talpro March 31, 2025

The Birds

The birds is a name for the spies working for the bourgeoisie. They were introdused into the world in 1986 when Reagan kild all birds and replaced them with spies that now are watching the American peapoul. The birds got there name fom the thing they replased.

1: I do not like The bids.
2: I like birds.
1:No not birds, The birds the spies working for the bourgeoisie.

by lord farqad the third July 15, 2020

Ashbourne Birds

A girl from ashbourne who drinks every 2 days in the weir and gets gangbanged by 4 fellas for some cocaine

guy 1:this chick is sexy man. guy 2: shes one of them ashbourne birds shes a walking std dont go near that cokehead

by urbansoupgod October 6, 2022

Pranit Bird

Also known as a cockabee, the pranit bird tends to vibrate at subconscious frequencies causing eardrums to vibrate to the point of equilibrium expansion.

oh dudes is that a pranit bird I see? COVER YOUR EARS

by Dalolrx December 11, 2023