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Rocking Chairman

Similar to a cock block, a rocking chairman is a friend who rocks, but lowers your chances with a potential fling because their being subconsciously obnoxious(or rocking too hard out loud).
Person 1- Yeah dude, so I was with John and Jack last night, and I ran into this group of super cute girls.

Person 2- Really dude? So did anything happen with you guys?

Person 1- Nothing bro, John was being such a Rocking Chairman.
by Jake Raph July 27, 2007
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Zach Rock

Jojo: dang, that boy is fine

McKay: he's a real zach rock
by Fireflamebeezymilkshake June 14, 2011
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Rock music

Rock music is a genre of popular music that originated in the 1950s via rock'n roll. One of the most popular genres of music alongside pop, rock music has had a large impact on American society.

Although rock music is often used by the two party elite to advance its own agenda, the principles of rock music are based in libertarianism. However, there are a number of rock musicians who use the genre to further their agenda, which hurts the music genre.
Rock music-gimme gimme
by Libertypedia May 22, 2023
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Robot Rock

A repetitive, trance-like subgenre of desert rock which emerged in the late 1990s and early 2000s by the band Daft Punk woth his music with the name of the subgenere

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by stamplerels November 15, 2019
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Rock Bottom

Rock bottom is a practical task preformed on ones self. This is the part of ones life when they have no shame or dignity left in life. The person must then to achieve rock bottom by accomplishing the task of inserting rock forms of amphetamines generally crystal meth is preferred into ones rectum. Generally the use of lubrications is consider cheating, so insertion of rock into ones rectum must be done with the use of either your right or left index finger, as to insure proper insertion is achieved deep enough into the rectal cavity usually whilst squatting. Thus then you have now come to a point in your life know as the definition of Rock Bottom. After you have achieved this task it is generally recommended to place yourself in a fetal like position rocking back and fourth as to reflect back on the choicest they have made that have lead them to hit rock bottom.
Person at rock bottom: I don't know what else i can do, their is literally nothing more i have in life as i have no shame or dignity left to move forward, i'm between a rock and hard place
Friend: Im sorry to say this man but i think its time for you to hit "rock bottom"
Person at rock bottom: I know i just didn't think it would ever get to this point, i guess rock bottom is all i have left to achieve in life.
by Badassbossbassbitching September 17, 2018
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Rocks the Cock

Meaning something is just so awesome that it's like you are fucking it just looking at it.
by SquidyKitty January 1, 2015
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Rock Donnalds

The nick Name for the Green McDonnalds in Sedona, Arizona. Sedona is known for its red rocks, so everything follows the theme of rocks, hence the McDonnalds being calld Rock Donnalds.
Freind: Dude, smoking weed all day in Oak Creek gave me the munchies. Lets stop at Rock Donnalds and get some Munchies.

Other Freind: Okay, but first we need to stop at the "rockGreens" (walgreens) for some eyedrops.
by postitnote July 19, 2010
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