my little potato

the best person in the world <3
bestaysssss

he's my little potato

by yaaassssssss queen October 18, 2022

fuck potato

a potato you cut a hole into and then proceed to pound the fuck out of, cum in it and then eat it

"i really want a fuck potato"

by i heart incest June 23, 2022

potatoe farmer

when someone thats not white gose out looking exclusively for white girls/guys

the jamaican at the bar is a potatoe farmer. hes here looking only for white chicks.

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

Pot Potato

When a person takes a fat shit and puts it in a pot to simmer on a low heat for at least 18 mins.

“My girl made pot potatoes last night. Shit reeked!”

by Chadsxlpeen September 29, 2022

House potato

A person who never wants to do anything other than sit in their house

Damn guys I can’t get my homie obi wan to come out and shoot hoops , he’s such a house potato lately.

by Mommateyotoes February 12, 2022

Potato

The most amazing ever thing that you can possibly ever see with your bare stoopid eyes.

OMG, ITS A POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pOTaTOEsarECOoooL July 21, 2021

potato bastard

a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy

why do you keep hanging out with that potato bastard, you konyaro?!

by threeperiods August 10, 2023