by i.knowitalll November 23, 2021
Get the February 9 mug.Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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by TheWorldo June 14, 2023
Get the woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha mug.9/11 was a very traumatic experience for most people.
April 4th 1973, in NYC, Washington. 2 towers were made it was known as "The twin towers" or also known as "World trading center"
21 years later The tragedy happened.
The twin towers were struck on september 11 2001 due to terrorists. The floors struck were 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, and finally floor 99. 3,000 were killed.
April 4th 1973, in NYC, Washington. 2 towers were made it was known as "The twin towers" or also known as "World trading center"
21 years later The tragedy happened.
The twin towers were struck on september 11 2001 due to terrorists. The floors struck were 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, and finally floor 99. 3,000 were killed.
by sussybakasussybadussy June 24, 2023
Get the 9/11 mug.In the Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas mission "Drive-Thru," the protagonist Carl Johnson proceeds to a Cluckin' Bell fast food restaurant with his fellow gang member Big Smoke, who proceeds to order a long list of items.2 On February 16th, 2010, YouTuber james227uk uploaded the scene, which gathered more than 740,000 views and 1,900 comments over the next seven years.
Big Smoke’s Order refers to a scene in the 2004 action-adventure video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas in which the character Big Smoke orders an enormous amount of food at a drive thru restaurant. Online, the order has circulated as a copypasta, leading many to speculate about its contents.
here is an example of it being used
Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
here is an example of it being used
Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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