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Basic Black

A person that only take part in stereotypical people, places, objects, activities, or opinions objectionably thought of as being essential to African-American culture unironically.
When I get this refund, I’m gonna buy an all black Charger.

That’s such a basic black thing to buy.
by twerk breaker December 8, 2021
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Black Vulkarize

When a gang of alien gutter scum abduct your future ex-wife and debate the merits of raping her before selling her into slavery while you get drunk in the cantina, lose 2/3 of your "bankroll" playing pazaak to billion year old demons, and haggle with a teenage scrapper slut for a custom astromech droid that can slice into state of the art military security systems and doesn't come with the whiny bitchy backlip of R2-D2.
Revan thought that a weeks wages at the mandated minimum on Alderaan was too high a price to pay for T3-M4 but if he hadn't been such a Jew maybe Bastilla would not have been Black Vulkarized. I don't think the walls of her vaginal canal ever recovered after that alien sank his tether hooks into it.
by Airtime SoBig December 14, 2021
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Black married

When two people are together, but do not want the MAN in their business with ALL that paperwork (common law).
we are not legally married, but we are black married.
by Pimp juice 78 December 22, 2021
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Black ice

Ice found on the asphalt of Florida containing oil and water that is frozen.
Damn this black ice
by Deedee-man May 15, 2022
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Black pain

Black pain is when a fictional Character( who is black) are in pain and a suffering and had to deal with a lot of Drama and being treated terrible
"Black pain sells more in the book industry more then fairy tail stories that feature black people"
by anonymous May 26, 2022
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The Honey was Black

A phrase that is used to describe a situation in which although the outcome may look promising, it is only structured that way by the people who actually profit from it. The actual idea behind the phrase is that the "Honey" is actually Blackstrap Molasses, which is known to be extremely bitter, mirroring the disappointment one feels when understanding that they've been tricked.

In present tense, use "The honey is black" instead.

Predatory systems or Loans are a beautiful example of this idea. Initially, it seems as though the benefits are worth harboring, but overtime, you come to understand that it either wasn't worth it, or it didn't really give you what you wanted. Especially applicable if such an instance of this has either already happened or it is too late to go back on your decision.
"Tiffany told me that she would try harder to be a better person, and I believed her even though everybody told me not to. You all knew the honey was black, but I went after it anyway. I have nobody to blame but myself."
by Daybreak120 January 26, 2022
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Black Hawes

A dyke in our friend group that can’t stop getting stiffy’s from fat chicks and 12 year olds.
Hey, anyone know where black hawes is?? i’ve been hearing yelling from his bedroom for the past few nights.
by Fatty420699 March 9, 2022
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