chew my dick

Oral Sex to a guy

"Hey Emily can you chew my dick"

by BenzoSolz September 5, 2014

washing my face

Euphemism for taking a long, steamy shit.

"Dude, what are you doing in there? I gotta take a piss!"
"Chill out bro, just washing my face."

"Dudebro, I gotta wash my face so goddamn bad now"

by DudebroGrosby October 21, 2014

tuck my boy in

The art of tucking an erect penis, after placing it pointing upwards on one's belly, under the waistband of a trouser or pyjama. Something guys often do to hide a narb in a public place. This stunt must only be performed if the erection is greater than 60% and one is not topless. Usually performed in shared dorm after waking up or at your in-laws house.

Samantha: Hey, Mark! Come join us, we are watching the Other Woman!! It's so fun! Kate Upton is looking so gorgeous in it!!
Mark: Can't ! I have to pick up some stuff for the office party tomorrow. Andy, are you coming?
Andy: Ok, man! Just let me tuck my boy in first!

by abwolverine September 24, 2016

tickle my fiddle

when somebody says something remotely triggering or funny

makes you exhale slightly harder from the nostrils

"Damn Liz, u got the booty girl"
"Haha wow, that really did tickle my fiddle"

by Saithong October 6, 2016

Fuck my nuts!

When life just keeps giving you a stiff one right in the starfish and all you can say is a self defeating response usually meaning you give up and life can have it's way with your nuts any way it sees fit. This expression is usually said in a bar amongst friends, in a casino by a woman with big and hairy hands, or in the car when you didn't get the promotion you felt you deserved.

"Could you do something for me, Howard? Could you just...fuck my nuts for me?"
"FUCK mahhh nuuuuuuuutsssssss!"
"Fuck my nuts!!! Uhhhhhhh, KNIGHTED!"
"Dan, I need to see you in my office." "Fuck my nuts...ok."

by FMN68plus1 December 10, 2015

my house is on fire

please help me i'm fucking burning alive

call 911 my house is on fire

by BashJohnson April 10, 2019

Will you be my maybe?

When you want to ask someone out but you wanna still be friends with them you ask Will you be my maybe instead of Will you be my girlfriend/boyfriend. This leaves room for 2 friends to still remain friends if the other one rejects.

Will you be my maybe?

by the_serbian_almighty June 9, 2019