Madden brain

A disease commonly found in professional quarterbacks. When a quarterback is infected he can throw 2-4 interceptions in a game. In most instances, the infection will last only a single game, however it can last for a quarterbacks entire career.
Matt: Hey did you see the Bears quarterback last night?

Ryan: Yeah he had a bad case of Madden brain.
by Woody Woodsfurd January 11, 2021
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mao brain

Getting a blowjob from a woman of Asian decent
I got mao brain at the Chinese sorority party last night
by CliccLiKe May 03, 2020
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teacher brain

A teacher who’s to-do list is never ending so their memory is awful and they are constantly forgetting stuff
I totally forgot about that meeting! Ugh, teacher brain.
by teacher199998 November 29, 2023
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Brain tingles

Hym "Hey! I do get brain tingles! But um.... I don't know 🤷 I hope not. I don't generally orchestrate clown assassinations like that... Like... My clown army should be bringing people to my lair so I can use them to lure Batman to me. That's not how this is supposed to work. 🤷 I mean, yeah it's better than being almost homeless. I learned that if I get evicted I will lokely be unable to get an apartment ever again and that's... um... Good to know I guess. Uh, I mean things are still pretty much the same here. Everyone I meet knows everything I do as I do it so that's a little disconcerting. Family is still shit. I won't hear from them until April and when I get there it's going to be no different than losten to my coworkers talk shit.... Except with booze. Which is objectively better. Yeah, you know, I would do the Patreon thing but it would be weird for me to be like 'Hey guys! I'm Hym! Do you know who Hym is? The most prolific writer of the modren age? That's me! I'm the guy!' and it just kind of defeats the purpose of what I'm doing here.... I appreciate you though👍"
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
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Brain-melter

Someone who annoys someone else that it makes their “brain melt
Brenda is being a real brain-melter with her annoying voice she has.”
by ND1299338 May 26, 2024
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Debate Brain

A term used to describe someone who typically tries to turn any slight disagreement, conversation, argument, etc. into a full blown debate session. Often to the point of coming off as a pretentious dork and an asshole.
“Dude, everyone likes Coke over Pepsi. It’s just better.”
“You are using a bandwagon fallacy.”
“Holy debate brain.”
by r7949393727274 June 07, 2025
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Brain-Freeze

The act of giving fellatio whilst having ice cream in your mouth.
Guy 1: My dick was really warm last night...so my girl gave me head with ice cream in her mouth!

Guy 2: ouch I hope either of you didn't suffer from brain-freeze
by R1CK S4NCH3Z October 16, 2019
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