turtle face

Dr. Quinn's BIZARRO counterpart.

Quinn: "Why does my guy look like an egg, how is that--"

Turtle face: "Bizarro!"

Quinn: "OH DEAR SWEET GAWD!"

by Sub-Zero June 26, 2005

pie face

A term often heard in movies from the 1930's, 40's, and 50's, a "pie face" is an extraordinarily pretty girl.

Rosalind Russell to Cary Grant in "His Girl Friday": "You wouldn't have hired me if I wasn't pie-faced."

She's a pie face.

What a pie-faced babe.

Who's the pie face?

by Great Sage Equaling Heaven January 2, 2009

Ass face

when a group of people hold one person down and someone shoves their ass in the subdued persons face.

jeremy is being a bitch lets give him an ass face.

by ZacMan September 9, 2003

Face cake

–noun
1. a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with a person's face on it. Usually making featured person look like a blowup doll.

"Dude, we totally should've stolen that face cake."

"Yea, too bad someone ate it."

by v.scrimer November 20, 2009

blowing face

When You are rolling so hard it feels like you are about to blow your face off your body

dam dude i am blowing face

dude i am fucking faced right now

by Two Ks November 27, 2010

toilet face

When a chick is so nasty looking her face looks like a good place to take a shit and make an improvement

It was almost bar close so I picked up a toilet face to bring home for a slump buster

by dickfitswelljr October 29, 2010

Margarine Face

A female with an attractive body, but a "marginally" attractive face(hence the use of the word "margarine"). A margarine face is a female whose face barely exceeds the minimum requirements for an attractive face, as not be ugly. A margarine face is slightly more attractive than a butter face, as a butter face has no facially attractive features whatsoever.

I saw a girl with a great body the other day, but her face wasn't all that attractive. She was a total margarine face.

by puggyface April 15, 2009