When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.
by Big baws macgraw November 10, 2021

A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.
by NowListenHereYaLittleShits January 25, 2022

that egg over there is pretty Egg
by PillowyEye February 2, 2022

A term usually used to refer to an absolute idiot, especially of Iranian descent. An egg will often attempt to act intimidating, or even smart, but all such attempts are fruitless. An egg’s body follows its head, mainly because of its skull being full of rock.
by samuelli February 28, 2019

by contest2054 September 5, 2018

father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten egg yolks ?. if my report card is nothing but rotten egg yolks, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten egg yolks ?. if my report card is nothing but rotten egg yolks, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
by Sexydimma February 6, 2013

egg boi is a doode that you can laugh and joke around with and share things that you wouldn't be able to share with other people because you both are super weird, they are a genuinely nice/kind-hearted person even if they do seem awkward when you first approach them although uncommon it is worthwhile to find yourself an egg boi. also, the term egg boi doesn't fit one gender.
by Babushka__ July 20, 2020
