Dutch Buffet

Paying separately for prostitutes at an orgy.

Kristie and her friends came overlast night so Julian and I decided to go dutch buffet and split the cost.

by RodJustice September 30, 2014

to buffoon and cartoon yourself

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a rational and pragmatic person, neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession, to make a buffone of one's self in public.

even if you may be a Jim Carey or Harry Houdini by profession, the phrase to buffoon and cartoon yourself isn't supposed to be part of your vocabulary, at least when you are in civilized society

by Sexydimma January 4, 2015

napoleon buffet

During the time of the month, you fuck your girl and creampie her ass. And enjoy all 3 flavors

My man was very hungry last night, he had the Napoleon buffet all night.

by chef P.B.M. March 3, 2015

Mongolian Buffet

Screaming loudly into a partner's anus while shaking your head vigorously. Similar to a "motor boat", but to the anus.

I knew it was love when we met at the Mongolian Buffet.

by glassandsteel March 27, 2015

Layoff Buffer

The group of incompetent, idiots at your workplace who will be laid off before you.

Worker 1: Did you see how bad Brian's latest project has gotten?
Worker 2: No but I can image, the guy is a total layoff buffer.

by StabbAmonte May 14, 2015

The Buffalo shits

The shit you take after eating at Buffalo Wild Wings™

BRO #1:Bro next time we watch the game how about we go somewhere else.
BRO #2: why?
BRO #1: because eating all those wings gave me the buffalo shits

by half life hacker May 26, 2015

Craigslist Buffet

When you answer all the Craiglist casual encounter ads and hope they show up.

I was bored so I ordered a Craigslist Buffet. I hope I don't catch an STI

by Blue Johnson July 30, 2015