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B.I.L.F. - Brown I'd Like to Fuck

Refers to females with very brown skin tones that have profound affects on the male genitalia, including but not limited to, erections, premature ejaculations, and nocturnal emissions. Often accompanied by an unexpected alishasingh.

These individuals are sometimes of Punjabi descent, but can occasionally be from Delhi, Bangalore, and Mumbai as well. They are rarely from Calcutta. Sikhs also do not typically fall into the B.I.L.F. category.

A B.I.L.F. also has the tendency to be a pathological liar.
"Poppy Harold fancies himself a certain Lac-living B.I.L.F., but the Government of Canada frowns upon such naughty boys."

"Marie was barren so she adopted a B.I.L.F."

"That B.I.L.F. won't expose the clitie even though it lied for seven years."

"bin Laden is a terrorist but his niece is a B.I.L.F. for sure."
B.I.L.F. by Heather Strobe November 3, 2007
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b.l.o.o.d. 

Ville was in the band b.l.o.o.d.! Sweetness!
b.l.o.o.d. by villevalo2 June 11, 2006
a noise used by someone who is disabled
fuck me, the only thing he said was b'ger
b'ger by z3ek May 10, 2005
Alternative name for SEX.

Or name for something that is or feels pleasurable or amazing.
GUY: "Dude, I haven't had some B.E.J. in forever"

or

GUY: "Ay homie, that girl was soo B.E.J."
OTHER GUY: "Damn, I feel ya bro."
B.E.J. by Bvboom November 13, 2010
A fucking wreakhead who smokes weed all day with meally n pman !!
B-man meally an pman was well baked they got a turtle :O
B-man by duhduhh November 22, 2010
Standing For Best Friend Sword, Purchasing this item makes you best friends.
Ex, Oh Shit i got enough for a B.F Sword, Wanna be besties?