Dirt pie

When a guy sticks his penis in your bum ,

Then sticks it in your vagina and cums .

Man my butt hurts from my last night's dirt pie

by Nexusmaybefire June 21, 2025

homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.

Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.

by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018

Crème pie

Act of a male ejaculating in a vagina

I gave her a crème pie

by bilson898 August 23, 2022

pie

anus when trying to recreate goatse.

Bill: My pie is absolutely huge!
Bob: I've already seen the images online, I don't think I need to see another one..

by GoooberDoober January 10, 2018

Chocolate Pie

You know when you pull out too fast and the person receiving the anal shits everywhere? Well, it's that but you pull out to cum, and you jizz and she shits at the same time making a creamy mound of semen and fecal matter - a chocolate pie!

"Yo, so I was fucking Trish's ass in a spare classroom, and Principal Furwood walks in. Now she's screaming, I'm about to cum and the Principal looks like he's about to faint. So obviously, I pull out and guess what happens?"

"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"

"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"

by Yeah It's KK November 21, 2019

pie

Meaning you fat or you eat a lot

She’s a pie look how much she’s ate

by Gerruppppppprajy10 June 23, 2020

coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie

Alright the best godamn pie in the world if you eat it you can't stop you need coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread and also best before 12 months

Friend: hey can you bake a pie
you:yes I can
Friend:ok make one
You:ok ill make coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread pie
Friend:the what
You:done
Friend:holy shit its amazing
You:yes
Friend:finally some good fucking food
You:coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie

by Boombastion April 29, 2022