Russian Jesus

The man who walked on tanks

Turned water into Vodka

Gave children trench coats

His mom was a mob boss

His dad was a whore

Did you hear about Russian Jesus? He is GOD

by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022

jesus

the person trisha paytas sang about

literally no one:
trisha: i lUv U JesUS~

by Im.bi. December 22, 2021

Lord Jesus

The way, the truth, and the life, and no one goes to the father except through confessing that Jesus is Lord, and believing in your heart that God raised him from the dead.

Lord Jesus will do good to you, Because he is the Lord.

by rimnuthefolf September 7, 2023

Jesus Sandals

XXXTentacion sandals:
Leather (Designer) Sandals with 3 straps and hook up to your ankle

Wow, XXXTentacion has the best Louis Vuitton Jesus sandals ON EARTH🌎

by liddlejadde December 16, 2018

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Jesus Piece

A man’s genitals, specifically the shaft

Girl throw throw those yams on my Jesus piece

by Jahnutz August 3, 2024

Jesus

Prophet in Islam, NOT A GOD

juilo: i worship jesus
muhammed: let me educate u, jesus is not god, he is prophet
julio: understanded, i will become muslim now

by lol rap god November 16, 2022