wtf is wrong with you

when somebody says some really fucking weird or stupid shit

Friend: Bruh this mayonnaise tastes like cum
You: wtf is wrong with you

by bruh moment bruh September 19, 2019

Involuntary "You Too"

When out of habit you reply to a comment with "You too". This happens to the best of us.

Two common situations of the Involuntary "You Too"

Girl: Well happy birthday man. Have fun at Sea World tomorrow.
Guy: Thanks, you too.
**uncomfortable silence**

Parent: Drive safe and have fun.
Son: Ok you too.
**uncomfortable silence**

by Jace555 May 8, 2009

You built like

The last thing you hear before someone ends your entire career by comparing your body type to something like a whale

You built like an iPhone

by ClassyRacc0n June 1, 2019

Cheesed to meet you

A meme greeting originating from 4chan
The appropriate response is "Mating press"

Bae: Ch-Cheesed to meet you.
Judge: Mating press

by blahtothethird July 13, 2022

I feel you

The speaker empathizes, agrees with, or understands on a deep and personal level a particular comment made by another; the speaker deeply relates to someone's sentiment. It is not meant literally, conveys no sexual connotation, and is not necessarily a confession the speaker feels romantically toward the person who made the original comment.

After she said, "I hate Mondays", her co-worker responded, "I feel you."

by ruralthesaurus92 March 31, 2015

I purple you

Purple is the last color of the rainbow so it means I will trust and love you for a long time.

I purple you 💜

by Marguitte August 19, 2019

you got no jams

U have become a jamless person in life.

Namjoon: Hey Jimin, You got no jams.

by MehBum April 19, 2018