t-dog

White ghetto, wigger, character in the movie "Waiting"

"How many times I gotta tell you, MY NAME IS T-DOG BITCH!!! MY NAME IS T-DOG"

by BenJamN April 20, 2006

slap the dog

VERB: to masterbate or to play with your reproductive organs

i didnt get enough @$$ last nite, so i had to slap the dog

by nik April 30, 2004

sex dog

The epitome of sexual deviance

'She said you were bad in bed dude... '

'No man, they call me the sex dog... Oh yeah'

by R3MA January 17, 2010

Mud Dog

The act of receiving Anal then performing Oral.

"Yea, the bitch had a nasty face. Looked like she just tasted her first Mud Dog."

Trent: "Joe how was the date last night man?"

Joe: "I think it went well we went out for corn dogs and she was still hungry so I took her home, and tossed her the old Mud Dog".

by Trent & Joe November 27, 2007

Dogs bollox

There is the dog as in top dog and if one is considered to be the dogs bollox they are the most important part of that dog as we all know how much dogs like to mate.If you touch the dogs bollox be very careful how you do it coz the dog can bite even if he simply does not like how you are looking at his bollox.

She is so hot she is the dogs bollox

by MDoodles January 22, 2009

fucked the dog

Complete incompetence and unable to complete a basic task.

RM: This is a shitty hockey game.

CG: Ya, the Habs haven't scored for the third game in a row!
RM: I know, they sure fucked the dog tonight.

by ha223kj2 April 13, 2011

dogs knob

The best/worst/ultimate, even better than dogs bollocksoriginates from a particularly vile porn film involving canines and women, where the woman concerned accepted penetration from the dogs knob as opposed to just licking their bollocks. Nowadays dogs knob is accepted as a compliment.

Q. "Did you have a nice day?"
A. "It was dogs knob" or "It was Dogs"
If you are a loaded reader you would say "it was the bollocks" (This just shows that you watch too many top 50 shows on channel 4 /5

by Telboy September 24, 2005