Albino Garden Snake

When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.

Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"

by dix 'B' floppin September 4, 2017

fake the snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing

"fake the snake, it makes people trust you "

by Kwaqling November 1, 2017

Faking the Snake

To add in a small specific detail into a lie in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

I thought the story he was telling was legitimate, then he added some random useless information to make the story seem more believable, then I knew he was faking the snake.

by PhoneticPhoenix November 2, 2017

Faking the snake

To add a seemingly random and/or useless detail to a story in order to make it more believable.

"So, one time when I was working as the cashier, this massive guy came into the store, wearing this odd shirt of a cobra..."
"Alan, are you faking the snake with me?"

by Picodreng November 3, 2017

snip snip snake

The name of a snake that is also a scorpion.

"I got poisoned by a snip snip snake!"

by wrenniehh April 23, 2018

Bag of Snakes

Personal demons, secret emotional baggage, sordid history, skeletons in your closet.

When she shared with me her story of lies and deception I did not judge her, for we all have our own bag of snakes.

by Jodi Andersen March 8, 2018

Sarasota drain snake

To help loosen someone's bowels with your poop broom

After eating all this cheese i needed someone to give me the old Sarasota drain snake, to end my constipation.

by Le Stefan August 25, 2018