marmalade sandwich

a threesome between queen elizabeth II, paddington bear and sir captain tom moore

my top search on PornHub is marmalade sandwich; i love fascist sex!

by yummytumtumsilver September 10, 2023

Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches

Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger

by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023

Krusty krab sandwich

When a girl’s yeast infection is so out of hand, it has caused a creamy, crusted over vagina, and the only way through it is to put it between two slices of bread and eat it.

I could tell by the smell coming from her underwear I’d be having a “Krusty Krab Sandwich” for dinner

by MrKrustyKrabSandwich November 25, 2021

Tennessee Sandwich

When one man sucks mayonnaise from another mans belly button; preferably related males.

Billy gave Robert a Tennessee Sandwich last Friday. Only cost him $20 and piece of his soul.

by Buneduggy November 25, 2021

Garage Sandwich

When you're having DP in a garage and dirt gets in your cooter

A Garage Sandwich is When you get dirt inside your cooter.
"Did you see Emily last week? Me and Connor gave her a garage sandwich. It scratched up the base of my peen."

by TheAxeManHasAFan November 27, 2021

Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

A Heavenly Southern treat. Make a regular Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich then butter the outside of the bread then grill in a frying pan until golden brown. Enjoy with a glass of milk.

Hey Connie, Mama made Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for lunch, I’ll pour us two glasses of milk.

by Ms Kitty Lorraine January 2, 2020

Knuckles' Sandwich

DO NOT TOUCH THAT FUCKING SANDWICH OR ELSE KNUCKLES WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT

DONT TOUCH KNUCKLES' SANDWICH OR ELSE

by Shrek 01 January 2, 2020