When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.
Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock?
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.
by I am related to Chuck Norris August 20, 2022
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personality tits

When someone is so kind, caring and calming,
that you can imagine them as a thicc anime mommy.
"Man I'm feeling so bad right now."
"I feel like nobody cares."

"Go see that person, they've got massive personality tits."
by BerniiGames July 28, 2024
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personal cushion

Another word for butt. Was first coined on Ellen's Game of Games.
Ellen: According to the Urban Dictionary and the Oxford Thesaurus, name another word for butt.

Beth: personal cushion!
by YuvalMonster April 03, 2018
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person 0.5

Fought in world war 2 but is now a happy grandpa who understands his grandsons memes.
Person 0: died in the war
Person 1:good guy/main character
Person 0.5: both
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Which is a type of temporary personality malfunction dealing with sexual personality and its course of action leading to harrassment ,rape,or even molestation
Roby suffered from sexual personality dysfunction
by rafael e Reyes December 11, 2018
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Fake person

Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.
It's the fake person you gotta watch, not the quiet one.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
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fake person

Person that doesn't like rotisserie, smoke jack, or any kind of roasted pig or lamb.
- I don't like roasted pig.
- You are a fake person
by ilemonati May 24, 2023
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