"Dude, what are you doing in there? I gotta take a piss!"
"Chill out bro, just washing my face."
"Dudebro, I gotta wash my face so goddamn bad now"
"Chill out bro, just washing my face."
"Dudebro, I gotta wash my face so goddamn bad now"
by DudebroGrosby October 21, 2014
Get the washing my face mug.The art of tucking an erect penis, after placing it pointing upwards on one's belly, under the waistband of a trouser or pyjama. Something guys often do to hide a narb in a public place. This stunt must only be performed if the erection is greater than 60% and one is not topless. Usually performed in shared dorm after waking up or at your in-laws house.
Samantha: Hey, Mark! Come join us, we are watching the Other Woman!! It's so fun! Kate Upton is looking so gorgeous in it!!
Mark: Can't ! I have to pick up some stuff for the office party tomorrow. Andy, are you coming?
Andy: Ok, man! Just let me tuck my boy in first!
Mark: Can't ! I have to pick up some stuff for the office party tomorrow. Andy, are you coming?
Andy: Ok, man! Just let me tuck my boy in first!
by abwolverine September 24, 2016
Get the tuck my boy in mug.when somebody says something remotely triggering or funny
makes you exhale slightly harder from the nostrils
makes you exhale slightly harder from the nostrils
by Saithong October 6, 2016
Get the tickle my fiddle mug.When life just keeps giving you a stiff one right in the starfish and all you can say is a self defeating response usually meaning you give up and life can have it's way with your nuts any way it sees fit. This expression is usually said in a bar amongst friends, in a casino by a woman with big and hairy hands, or in the car when you didn't get the promotion you felt you deserved.
"Could you do something for me, Howard? Could you just...fuck my nuts for me?"
"FUCK mahhh nuuuuuuuutsssssss!"
"Fuck my nuts!!! Uhhhhhhh, KNIGHTED!"
"Dan, I need to see you in my office." "Fuck my nuts...ok."
"FUCK mahhh nuuuuuuuutsssssss!"
"Fuck my nuts!!! Uhhhhhhh, KNIGHTED!"
"Dan, I need to see you in my office." "Fuck my nuts...ok."
by FMN68plus1 December 10, 2015
Get the Fuck my nuts! mug.aight so when your g needs to be freed u gotta say “free my g” because ur g is ur homie and sometimes they get caught in a sticky situation and u gotta bail em out. Also sometimes ppl jus be dumb and in that case it’s like a whole joke bc u gotta free them from their stupidity
“Yooooo free my g Tyrone shot up Tonya’s place and he got locked up real quick”
Or
“Yo Aidan Tyrone shot up Tonya’s free my g”
Or
“Yo Aidan Tyrone shot up Tonya’s free my g”
by coochie fiend🤩 November 16, 2018
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