Jake may

Someone who is attracted to men and/or his mother

Jake may likes aiden juan!

by BLMisTerrorist September 10, 2020

Michael May

Michael May is the type of guy that touches little kids and is ugly and fat.

Michael May touches little girls

by Lab on Jackson December 6, 2023

May 5th

National Fuck Off Sam Day!

Sam: hey, how are you?

Me: fuck off it’s may 5th
Sam: ok fair enough

by hittheshep May 5, 2022

may 17

may 17: national ask out ur bsf dayyy

go on do it

❤️❤️❤️

aye it’s may 17 you better ask out ur crush
noooo
you have to it’s may 17
ok fineeee

by single.pringle.aka.hottie May 16, 2021

May 5th

National let your gf know how beautiful she is day!

It's may 5th! You know what that means!

by FlyingMonkey079 May 5, 2024

May 24th

Eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta day!

“𝘔𝘶𝘮 can we have some rigatoni pasta because it’s May 24th?”
“But you never eat pa-“
*You get the pasta yourself and eat”

by ilikemusicalslol December 7, 2020

cape may carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry ass Cape May carver!

by PannyRipper April 24, 2024