Suck my apples

A saying commonly used by prostitutes hooked on drugs before having copious amounts of drug filled sex

Cum here and suck my apples big daddy.

by Bigdaddyslimsexy June 13, 2016

married to my work

When your new flatmate says they are married to their work after you ask if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend, but they are actually just reaaaallllyyy gayyyyyyy. Also, they definitely saw you lick your lips after they said they don't have a girlfriend, so now would be the time to change the subject.

Person 1: "You don't have a girlfriend, then?"
Person 2: "Girlfriend. No. Not really my area."
Person 1: *stares* "Oh really." *pause* "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Person 2: *head turns slowly towards P1*

Person 1: "Which is fine by the way-"
P2: "I know it's fine."
P1: *small smile* "So, you've got a boyfriend?-"
P2: "No."
P1: "Alright. Ok." *licks lips* "You're unattached just like me... fine. Good."
-long pause-
P2: * looks down and back up* "(Insert name of P1), um. I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I'm flattered by your interest-"
P1: *shakes head, in distress* "No... No."
P2: "I'm really not looking for anything"
P1: *still shaking head* "I'm not... asking- no."

P2: *looks confused*
P1: "I'm just saying: it's all fine."
P2: "Good. Thank you."
P1: *eyes wide, probably internally thinking 'shit shit shit'*

by Mae Ellis May 3, 2021

Burn my Dread

The song that plays when a depressed protagonist stares out of a train's window, but also a typo because it's actually spelled "Burn my Bread"

"Burn my Dread"
"DuDe Is ThAt A pErSoNa ReFeReNcE????!?!?"

by Mustard Boy June 3, 2021

hundred on my wrist

having an expensive watch

look at me man, i got a hundred on my wrist

by drose lilpump July 24, 2017

play with my hair

the best feeling in the entire world

if you play with my hair you have niet whole heart

by idek12234 February 26, 2018

oh my duck

An expression of sorrow and/or concern for one's pet duck, who has recently come across some great misfortune.

Veterinarian: I'm sorry, Jack, but it looks like your duck won't make it through the night.
Jack: oh my duck.
Veterinarian: Yes, and we have strapped his bill closed to stop his wailing so as to reduce the complaints from the neighbors.
Jack: oh my duck.

by sereklsj April 20, 2021

shitting in my toilet

creeping on one's Turf with the intent of causing issues.

Boy 1: "that gang of rejects keeps shitting in my toilet and it's getting on my nerves."
Boy 2: "yeah and soon this street will be on a pigs patrol if things don't settle down."

by grass_head February 13, 2020