Tennessee Pneumatic massage

When you're lying cheek to cheek with the Mrs, and release some processed methane on her.

"I was a judge at the Volunteer Fire department chili cook off. Later that night I have the Mrs a loud Tennessee Pneumatic Massage"

by TeeRizzle February 11, 2023

Tennessee Pneumatic Massage

When you're lying cheek to cheek with the Mrs, and release some processed methane on her.

"I was a judge at the Volunteer Fire department chili cook off. Later that night I have the Mrs a loud Tennessee Pneumatic Massage"

by TeeRizzle February 11, 2023

Rocky Mountain Massacre

A group of varsity football players in 2020 from Rocky Mountain high school, in Fort Collins Colorado all tag teamed a trans band kid in the fossil locker rooms.

Yo did you hear about the Rocky Mountain Massacre!

by Masterdisaster February 17, 2023

Serbian ASS Massage

A Serbian ass massage is a sexual pleasing act in which a male(or female) companion sticks their thumb in your rectum and stimulates your "male G spot" while also massaging your balls and *optionally* giving you a handjob or a blowjob.

P1:Kyle told me he got a serbian ass massage by a random chick last night.
P2:Imagine how good it feels.

by Piggas in Naris March 12, 2023

Big John Masskie

Absolute legendary beast. If you’re a big John Masskie then you are extremely tough and talented, whilst also being a great athlete. Big John Masskie’s can take on an army single handed.

Man I wish I was as cool and strong ass Big John Masskie

by Mattman47 April 16, 2023

valley bus massacre

When the Jewish school’s Valley bus and it’s occupants are ushered into the auditorium to get patted down and have their belongings searched through by faculty for drugs.

Remember when that guy got suspended for having a vape on him during the Valley bus massacre.

by netaiszooted July 5, 2023

The Void Rizzdong Massacre

A horrible action taken against someone, such as throwing a suppression grenade at someone right after they cast their super in destiny 2

"I'm gonna hit you with the Void Rizzdong Massacre"

by anonymous July 12, 2024