Fools porn

Like fools gold, fools porn is porn that looks really good. But due to the content which might be distressing or disturbing makes it impossible to jerk off to. Most commonly ntr hentai which for some reason has the best artists. Only fools think they can bust one out to fools porn.

"Dude I found a really good doujin but it was by ratatatat74." "Oh man I hope you didn't try to pull your pork to that. Its fools porn."

by Curare the defenestrator July 21, 2024

Chore Porn

Similar to food porn, chore porn is digital proof (photo or video) of a single or multiple completed chores. Whereas food porn elicits a stronger response in men, for some reason chore porn often has a more pronounced effect on women.

Friend: Are we still meeting at Broadway 5050 at 8pm to watch game 7 of the World Series?
Me: And you know this! I just sent my wife enough chore porn to keep her satisfied for the whole evening.

by Sir Berzerker 999 April 23, 2025

Porn

An excellent but unused way to diagnose erectile dysfunction

I don’t think you need to diagnose ED with porn

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 11, 2023

Porn

Why are you searching this up… fuck off.

Porn is disgusting. What the hell is wrong with you.

by anonymous April 3, 2022

Porn

If you searched this up, you´re probably a 7th grader siting in the back off the class with your friends. ¨hey i have an idea, lets search up porn on urban dictionary ¨ focus on class dammit

Dont look up porn, at all

by Slutygirl_16 May 6, 2022

porn

the thing you watch when your parents are at work.

"Bro i'm gonna hang up and watch some porn.

by applejackspeople October 18, 2023

Super Porn

Porn only available to people order than 30 years old.

I just turned 30 years old today, now I can access super porn!

by chakalakacool July 20, 2022