April 18th

National ass fucking day

huddo "Fuck cant wait for april 18th" Willie "fucking oath"

by hudson paz August 3, 2020

April 1st

The day any girl should ask out their crush, you can just say "april fools" after all.

Sara: Chad I like you
Chad: Ok
Sara: April Fools! It's April 1st!

by ZlatBurger April 1, 2023

.9.The Beautiful World of Ugly Betty", was aired on April 12, 2007.9.

.9.The Beautiful World of Ugly Betty", was aired on April 12, 2007.9.

.9.The Beautiful World of Ugly Betty", was aired on April 12, 2007.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

Ass April

For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse

Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!

by Undermen November 1, 2022

April 20

Probably the worst day to have a birthday.

Reasons:
Hitler’s birthday
National weed day
Mass shooting was on April 20th

Uhhh
Yeah 👍

Me: My birthday is on April 20th

Friend: Damn. At least you share it with Bakugo Katsuki

Me: Yeah. Worth it 😏

by BakugoSimper June 20, 2025

April 13

On March 13th, like Mar10 and Mar13 day, it spells out C4ll13 in reference to the Splatoon character named “Callie”.

On this day, you must play Splatoon 2 if you own it, no questions asked.

Glorified Cultist of Splatoon: Ayo, it’s April 13th!
Sane Individual: What the fuck are you talking about
Glorified Cultist of Splatoon: We are playing Splatoon 2

by Catgamer1000 April 14, 2023

April 23rd

April 23rd is the official no lipstick holiday. On this day no one should wear any lipstick.

Hey, its April 23rd. Why are you wearing lipstick?

by Mrale April 21, 2021