hairing

when your hair isn’t or is looking as good as it normally does

“my hair isn’t hairing i think i need to wash it”

“WTF IS HAIRING DID YOU MAKE IT UP”

by wanna kms March 14, 2022

Flag

Hair Omelette

The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.

John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"

John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."

John#1: "..."

by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 09, 2011

Flag

Get the Hair Omelette mug.

Wen Hair Care

an American hair care brand founded by Chaz Dean.

Wen Hair Care was founded by celebrity hairstylist Chaz Dean

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

Flag

Get the Wen Hair Care mug.

Straight hair gang

The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.

Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’

by ManOfManyDefinitions June 23, 2021

Flag

Get the Straight hair gang mug.