I don't give a div

A catchphrase used by Dave when he gets mad over someone using divs in their web design coursework or outside lectures.

Me: "Dave but I can't submit this coursework without putting a few divs in"
Dave: "I don't give a div!"

by EdgeDefinitions March 6, 2024

Are you giving any competitive exams this year?

Used to change the topic of discussion very subtly

Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No

by Sweet lassi March 29, 2024

i don’t give a cookie

i don’t care/ i don’t give a fuck

kailah : im going to sleep

jah: i don’t give a cookie

by JahVeh May 12, 2024

June 4th Give your BF Head Day

The day you give the sloppiest nastiest top to your boyfriend.

did you know june 4th give your bf head day is tomorrow?

by Jah90210 June 3, 2024

The original giver of law

Moses...

Hym "ISN'T 'The Original Giver of Law.' Even in the story... He left a CIVILIZATION... Where they HAD LAWS... No one has ever considered Moses that. Look at the delusion. That's not a thing. Christians making shit up again. Not reality. We will live under the thumb of superstitious delusion forever. This (what I'm doing here) should at least demonstrate to you how unserious they are about other people's lives. Wildly unconstitutional by the way."

by Hym Iam June 24, 2024

What'd you give up

A phrase used by domestic extremists when a non-perp points out their illegal behavior.

Perp: what'd you give up?
Non-perp: Yo ass to the feds.

by Non-perp January 24, 2026

About to give birth to the antichrist

When you gotta shit so bad it feels like you're about to give birth to the antichrist.

Derived from a sub comic in issue 3 of Johnny The Homicidal Maniac.
(Go check the comic out, it is fucked up on so many levels and it's made by the creator of Invader Zim, which is fitting)

”Fuck! I feel like I'm about to give birth to the antichrist!"

by Cynical Man March 14, 2026