There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!
by Hockeyjunky32 June 26, 2017
Get the Man from Bristol mug.Brain: damm David you are so strong you are even brave enough to fight thoese thiefs that din't stand a chance around you!
David: Well Brain you could say that i am a Void Monster From Outerspace
David: Well Brain you could say that i am a Void Monster From Outerspace
by PsychoManias August 20, 2023
Get the Void Monster From Outerspace mug.Bit of a crackhead. Can be funny at times. Sometimes a bit annoying. For unknown reasons, has a bird costume in his wardrobe. Never been questioned. One time, he actually pulled girls using the costume on Omegle.
Sometimes he's a redneck and other times likes scamming innocent humans.
Claims he has a Microsoft 4k Microphone from Samsung.
His parents are Alec and Charlotte. Alec wishes he pulled out.
His uncle Kamil rejected the decision to adopt him. So Alec and Charlotte decided to dump him under the london bridge.
13 years later, they all met on Phasmophobia. Now they are a dysfunctional family.
Goes to get Milk while on a Discord call. Disappears for hours. Probably goes to Africa to get the milk.
Conclusion:
Complete nutter (Also Yodel Kid & Crackhead Kid)
Sometimes he's a redneck and other times likes scamming innocent humans.
Claims he has a Microsoft 4k Microphone from Samsung.
His parents are Alec and Charlotte. Alec wishes he pulled out.
His uncle Kamil rejected the decision to adopt him. So Alec and Charlotte decided to dump him under the london bridge.
13 years later, they all met on Phasmophobia. Now they are a dysfunctional family.
Goes to get Milk while on a Discord call. Disappears for hours. Probably goes to Africa to get the milk.
Conclusion:
Complete nutter (Also Yodel Kid & Crackhead Kid)
"Hey did you hear from Milo From Sweden today?"
"Yeah, what a fucking donny"
"The adoption centre was closed so we had to keep the little shit"
"FUCK OFF MILO"
"YAAAA"
"Yeah, what a fucking donny"
"The adoption centre was closed so we had to keep the little shit"
"FUCK OFF MILO"
"YAAAA"
by 2 Concerned Guardians August 14, 2021
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Complaining about something.
Person 1: "Did your mom say anything when you came home late?"
Person 2: "She was shooting chestnuts from the pussy, like always."
Person 2: "She was shooting chestnuts from the pussy, like always."
by dababy773 August 19, 2021
Get the shooting chestnuts from the pussy mug.Brad1: Damn, today was boring...
Brad2: Hey dude, isn't that Modeste?
Brad1: Oh, you mean Mode from south!
Brad2: Hey dude, isn't that Modeste?
Brad1: Oh, you mean Mode from south!
by Just_A_Humble_Servant May 8, 2019
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