When you take a flash photo of someone while they are sleeping right before or after someone farted so they wake up to a fart sound and/or smell
She's giving you that look that Tony had on his face after I flash farted him and he yawn-gagged. It's like you're her nightmare in smell form.
by Jestah November 18, 2016
Get the Flash fartmug. the poof of poisonous gases that fester and brew and you hold in untill you find a victim to stand in front of in the grocery store and release your fart cloud upon them whilst you casually walk away and watch from the next isle as others look at them in disgust
that guy took so long in the grocery store selecting his brand of loo roll i just blew him a fart cloud within inches it smelt so bad other customers thought he had shat himself
by boris sniffer July 17, 2020
Get the fart cloudmug. To pass gas around someone that looks like they'd be the one that broke the wind, thus making everyone around said person to blame him.
by Trisepticon 4 July 6, 2009
Get the Fart Framedmug. When a ketchup bottle is nearly empty and you squeeze it to try to get what little is left out, but most of what comes out is just air and a few drops of ketchup.
Last night we grilled burgers, but we neglected to make sure we had enough ketchup for everyone, so when I was putting ketchup on mine the bottle was almost empty and I squeezed it as hard as I could, but most of what I got was just ketchup farts.
by awmm June 2, 2015
Get the Ketchup Fartmug. The skid marks in your underwear.
by SBlanky August 19, 2011
Get the fart fudgemug. When you are unsure as to whether or not your fart will be completely solid, and thus you must gently clench your sphincter in attempt to strain out the gas without sharting your pants.
If it wasn't for strainer farts I would have shit my pants so many times today after eating those bean burritos.
by Charbsssss November 7, 2010
Get the Strainer Fartmug. When a man has anal sex with a woman, cums in her ass, then the woman unloads warm cum fart yogurt all over his chest.
The fart yogurt will more than likely have small feces chunks/particles mixed with the man's cum and it will most definitely be warm.
The fart yogurt will more than likely have small feces chunks/particles mixed with the man's cum and it will most definitely be warm.
Sally, the Costume Vagina, decided to try anal sex with her boyfriend Todd. After Todd came inside her ass, Sally decide to play a trick on Todd and squirt out some fart yogurt on his chest. Todd was not pleased... and broke up with Sally a few days later.
by Zordock13 March 5, 2012
Get the Fart Yogurtmug.