by jack collins December 30, 2007
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Get the drag me down mug.When you stay at a bar so late that they kick you out so they can finish cleaning and count down the register.
by HailSatan2469 August 21, 2013
Get the Closed the bar down mug.The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.
"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."
by Roogz April 9, 2008
Get the Laying down the Carpet mug.Used to show dominance, a position of power or authority. Used in a sense of treating someone like a pet, or slave in the eyes of their master when they want or need something from you.
Allison: Love, can you turn the tv down I'm trying to put baby to sleep?
Cory: Go lay down bitch, I'm watching the office!
Cory: Go lay down bitch, I'm watching the office!
by RAobey May 6, 2009
Get the Go lay down mug.A Lay Down Shower is when a shower is taken in both an exhausted and horny state. When laying down with the water falling down on you, you commence beating off. By beating off while laying down, the subject also eliminates the danger of knees buckling while jacking it, making it a much safer experience
We decided to surprise our stupid friend in the shower, to our astonishment we rolled the curtain back and he was in the middle of a Lay Down Shower.
by magizzle September 13, 2007
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