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can't listen to my dick anymore
The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.
Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.
Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.
Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.
can't listen to my dick anymore by Tedro357 April 13, 2009
My Dick
A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.
My dick: cost a late night fee
Your dick: got the HIV
My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine
My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless
Your dick: got the HIV
My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine
My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless
My Dick by yo-yo baiter June 22, 2008
cheese dick slap
filling a used condom with cheese whiz and then tying said condom off. This cheese filled condom can be used for several sexual acts, namely smacking someone in the face with it. The purpose is to have the condom break on their face, covering the person in a cheesy cum goo.
"After having sex with my girlfriend, I took my used rubber and gave her the cheese dick slap, leaving her pissed off and covered in spray can cheese and jizz."
cheese dick slap by Mo Fontes July 13, 2009