Dead Mouse

A well intentioned gift that is unappreciated, disgusting to, or disliked by its target audience (like when a cat gives you a dead mouse).
“She told him to bring alcohol and he brought fireball because he didn’t know it makes her sick… it was a total dead mouse.”

“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”
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Dead man's kiss

A kiss where the person dies during the kiss. This marks you to die next.
Friend:did he die!
Girl: ya at the end I think.
Friend you have the dead man's kiss
by Monkeykombat October 12, 2019
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If it's red it's dead

This saying means, any motor vehicle that is painted red, will in some way, shape, or form be destroyed.
Whislin Diesel: “ If it's red it's dead”
by Fhsd May 08, 2021
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Dead Meat

The penis on a man that has been transplanted from an organ donor for the purpose of sexual enhancement.
"Oh my God, I don't remember you cock being so big." " Yea, I got me some Dead Meat..now you are to".
by Funguy68 May 03, 2023
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Dead Meat

A channel hosted by James A. Janisse and his wife Chelsea Rebecca (Zoran Gvojic included) where they count and recap kills in horror movies.
"Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victims in all our favorite horror movies!"
James A. Janisse, the opening to each episode

Dead Meat
by CarkyAmster September 02, 2023
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Dead Gee

A state of sheer and utter drunken-ness. People who are Dead Gee are more than likely not be able to control themselves, and are usually blackout.
John: "I don't remember a thing last night."

Mike: "Yeah, after taking those shots you were ultimate dead gee."

John: "Nice."
by Ultimate Gee April 14, 2011
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