cream n steam

Jack off on fresh wet laundry before putting in dryer.

Hey, what's all that jizz on the floor by the dryer?Did you just give my clothes a cream n steam

by Pony tank 69 July 14, 2019

cream trash

Like white trash, but a little better.

"Ugh! He's cream trash."

by Donna y squats September 23, 2017

Berries and Cream

Testicles and semen.

I want berries and cream.

by MalumLibrum958 December 24, 2021

cream pie

a pie with cream in it, what did you expect some kind of sexual innuendo?

female: “i want a cream pie”
male: okay
female: “mmm this is delicious thank you”

by hunter041 August 10, 2021

supreme cream

when a man orgasms so hard his sperm ejaculates at max speed and distance, similar to how a female might squirt.

eg female 1: I was with this guy last night, I made him supreme cream, he covered my curtains in cum.
female 2: really either he was really bad or you're getting really good

by Johnny Tsunami Bro February 8, 2017

cold cream kitty

Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.

I’ve got a crazy old lady name of cold cream kitty who embroiders on my jeans.

by Cold cream kitty November 29, 2023

strawberry whip cream

When you squirt whipped cream on a girl’s pussy when she’s on her period and eat her out.

“Yo, Brad, I totally strawberry whip creamed that chick”

by ouyes August 6, 2023