Crack Wank

Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.

I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me

by Everydayimcrackwanking-shuffle May 24, 2011

Ass crack

A persons fashion and or style

Damn I love ur ass crack

by Skizzy February 1, 2023

Cracked

To take someone’s virginity (usually meant for someone with a vagina). “Cracking” refers to hymens sometimes stretching when you lose your virginity.

“Erin got cracked by Sean last night after the football game”

“Good for them”

by No Cookies August 13, 2022

crack park

Lovely little spot in St Kilda. Grab a 246 bus and you’re all set

Person 1: where can I meet you?

Person 2: I’m at crack park, come find me

by Skeletonboii September 10, 2019

Crack Sabbath

Also known as payday, when your check hits and you go out to buy cocaine, lasts from when the paycheck hits till you pass out.

Kenny: hey man you tryna throw down on a qp of weed?
Zack: nah bro we can't, its the crack sabbath at midnight.
Kenny: Oh shit your right...8ball?

by Johnny Kaboom June 13, 2024

Cracked

Being simply “Good”, “Great”, or “amazing” at something that has skill involved.

Sam: Yo, Dude! You’re cracked at the Video Game.
Tom: You’re Lowkeye Cracked at Football

by BigBoyLC March 16, 2023

ass crack of egypt

Somewhere stupid far.

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt

by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021