To crack a joint

Commonly mistaken with the action of putting force on a bodypart where multiple bones meet, causing the "joint" to make a cracking or popping sound.

To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".

Me: Do you have evening plans?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?

by No_lies_213 July 15, 2022

Crack Story

like the term crack ship, it's relating to something that is nonsensical/ridiculous/crazy, in this case a story.

"is this going to be a crack story?"

by Mariocheatsonhiswife November 27, 2023

Giant-fucking-ass-crack

This is used when a woman has had to much for one night

Wow my Giant-fucking-ass-crack hurts let's continue later

by Nespa December 19, 2021

Crack tired

When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.

"Dude you look fucking crack tired"

by Kravenmorrdeth May 07, 2017

Crack open a cold one with the men

we are not boys, we are men manly men.

Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"

by BrosephJr August 22, 2018

crack advice

Poor or otherwise reluctant advice.

Scott: I've been meaning to ask this girl out, could I ask for some advice?
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.

by horuntori February 24, 2016

crack promise

An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.

Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.

by PpyMkyBbyDdy March 24, 2019