Wild animal who has a highly tuned sense of smell that is dedicated to the scent of the human butt. The butt beast feeds solely on the human butt, and generally lives alone, but sometimes hunts in packs of 10 to 20 other butt beats. Normally one butt beast can bring down a full grown human, but some humans are just plain fat and this is when the butt beasts will work together.
Butt beasts enter a feeding frenzy when feeding or hunting butt, this is similar to the feeding frenzy that sharks experience.
The only know enemy of the butt beast is an Alicia, the Alicia is a striped animal that also loves human butt. The Alica and the butt beast sometimes have territorial battles to the death.
Butt beasts enter a feeding frenzy when feeding or hunting butt, this is similar to the feeding frenzy that sharks experience.
The only know enemy of the butt beast is an Alicia, the Alicia is a striped animal that also loves human butt. The Alica and the butt beast sometimes have territorial battles to the death.
guy1- "dude did you hear that?"
guy2- "what?"
Guy1- "I heard a fart noise, did you fart?"
Guy2- "no I did not fart"
Guy1- "oh no!"
Guy2- "what?"
Guy1- "run! a butt beast is following us!"
guy2- "what?"
Guy1- "I heard a fart noise, did you fart?"
Guy2- "no I did not fart"
Guy1- "oh no!"
Guy2- "what?"
Guy1- "run! a butt beast is following us!"
by scuba yetty March 9, 2009
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Dude, Maria was dancing with a random guy last night, and was all over him, with her boyfriend standing RIGHT there. . . She is such a slut butt.
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Imagine that you have half-heartedly kicked some deserving party in the pants, and he is now acting as if he were mortally wounded. Then imagine the equivalent behavior in response to a verbal kick in the pants.
Imagine that you have half-heartedly kicked some deserving party in the pants, and he is now acting as if he were mortally wounded. Then imagine the equivalent behavior in response to a verbal kick in the pants.
"My mom left me ten voicemails in one hour, so I asked her just what the big fucking emergency was. And she got butt-hurt because I used a dirty word!"
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Matt: Dude!!!! My bitch Bought butt plugs last night and she tried to use em on me. I told her im not into anal pleasures.(see anal pleasures)
Chris: Dude! Thats fucked up. My mom uses em and i can hear the shit getting stopped on the butt plugs that's how loud it is.
Matt: I know Bra.
Chris: Dude! Thats fucked up. My mom uses em and i can hear the shit getting stopped on the butt plugs that's how loud it is.
Matt: I know Bra.
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