Oreo Balls

A very valued Martha Stewart Recipe:

Step one: Buy Oreos
Step two: put the Oreos on your dick

Step three: Pound your dick flat with a mallet
Step four: Put your dick in the oven
Step five: roast your dick at 690 degrees Farenheit

Enjoy some juicy fresh chocolate bussy!

Me: Hey, what did you do this weekend?
Other person: not much, I just made Oreo balls.
Me: oh cool, did you make sure to pound your dick properly?
Other person: I sure did!!!

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 14, 2021

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Thunder Balls

When your balls clap against your thigh or your taint and it resembles the sound of thunder.

Man I got thunder balls so hard the other day when I was getting out the shower and I slipped and my balls hit my taint.

by A.I.M The Kyd May 17, 2021

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bob balls

when is so hot outside, that your balls start to sag and sweat.

"man it's so hot outside, I think I have bob balls".

by robmarvin November 23, 2021

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Kick in the balls

When a boy receives a kick to his groin. A kick in the balls is usually used by a girl but can also be used by a boy as a joke if they don’t do it too hard. A boy who forcefully hits another boy in the balls is not valid. Girls who forcefully hit boys in the balls are also not valid but there is nothing we can do about it.

Girlfriend : wanna sleep at mine ?
Boyfriend : sure but your house stinks
Girlfriend : omg shut up and get changed
Boyfriend : ok *begins to remove shirt*
Girlfriend : quickly uses a kick in the balls while he has his shirt over his head

Boyfriend : had no idea what’s just happened but falls to the ground and starts rolling around grabbing on to his groin

Girlfriend : you shouldn’t of said my house stinks
Boyfriend : that was too far im breaking up with you
Girlfriend : kicks him in the balls even harder while the boyfriend was only wearing underwear

Boyfriend : dies

by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023

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