June 5

June 5th is National Fuck Your Partner Day!

Person 1 : hey where are you going?
Person 2 : to go and fuck my partner! its june 5th! national fuck your partner day

by i<3milk June 1, 2022

5 Girl

5 seconds-to tell if she’s hot
5 minutes-to tell if she’s annoying

5 hours - to tell if you’d hit

Yo she’s a 5 girl for sure

by HOTBROSKIE101 June 29, 2021

5

The amount of fucks I have left for this bullshit

Bro: Dude, I've only got 5 left
Dude: Of what?
Bro: Shut the fuck up

by Please... shut the fuck up February 23, 2021

Jackson 5

The process of consuming 5 of something, usually drug related e,g MDMA, Dexies, Adderall

"Wow Brodie just did the jackson 5. He is going to be cheesing for hours, I hope he doesn't have a heart attack!"

by woopiboyz May 21, 2024

March 5

Give your crush a hug and a kiss

March 5:hug your crush

by Urmom❤️ April 24, 2022

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+[{]]}\|;:'",<.>/?

A state of boredom so ungodly that one types all of the keys that have a shift alternative with the original key first, then the shift key next, in a left-to-right fashion. If you see this, please get back to your assignment.

I typed `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}\|;:'",<.>/? today because I was so bored that I had the immediate urge to type in whatever this is.

by keyboard combos January 20, 2023

March 5

National flash Eric day

Wow its March 5 I guess I've got to flash Eric

by pterodactyl146 March 5, 2021