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Dong Shot

Fantasy football punishment in which last place (aka ultimate loser) takes a penalty of a massive squirting penis dildo filled with booze, right to the face
Bro- did you see Hunt lost fantasy football AGAIN? He’s got to take ANOTHER Dong Shot!!
by FFL CHAMP December 27, 2022
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get some shots up

Go practice some basketball. Particularly shooting the ball.
Yo bro, let’s go get some shots up after this?
Yea, I’m down I’ll go get my ball.
by BigZuvv December 28, 2022
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The Final Warning Shot

That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.
"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "

"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."

From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
by Rory Grue January 3, 2023
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Dick shot

When you pour a dark liquor directly on a man’s dick into a women's mouth and she receives it from the tip. A clean up is then followed directly after.
Aye bitch, come do a dick shot.
by Dick shot founder January 7, 2023
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Upstate Shot Glass

When a female excretes her feminine juices after an intense sexual intercourse session into her partners belly-button and then slurps up said juices like a shot glass after

Originating in Upstate NY specifically Rochester NY
Yo bro…Tammy gave me an Upstate Shot Glass after we did it last night
by Db 33 January 8, 2023
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Hemorrhoid shot

When your listening to Pandora and the Hemorrhoid commercial comes on to promote their ad free music. You are not going to pay so you have to take a liquor shot anytime someone yells "Hemorrhoids" during the Commercial. # thestruggleisreal
Sarah just screamed "hemorrhoid shot" so now we all have to take a shot. Usually fireball/for your ass.
by Therealmoonman July 13, 2023
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Allen shot

What?
"Allen shot?"
"That never happens"
by JohnF.KennedySavedUs July 18, 2023
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