no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
Get the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug. by GORDONSVILLE June 7, 2024
Get the Topmug. When you’re plugging away in the rear gate and pull out, when out drops a spud, and you nlow that load all over it
I was Fuckin your sister in the ass last night, and she rode me so hard it slipped out, she dropped a spud, but it was so good I had to top the tater
by Skanky Rabbi April 4, 2021
Get the Top the Tatermug. 
Get the Top Gmug. by 1and0nly July 1, 2021
Get the Top Shaggermug. "Top Grill" (adj)
used to describe a great tasting food product. works best in an Australian or Cockney accent.
used to describe a great tasting food product. works best in an Australian or Cockney accent.
by nafm4 May 2, 2011
Get the Top grillmug. by top stonch bloke May 18, 2010
Get the Top Stonchmug.