Rodney King light

A long, heavy flashlight still used by some cops. Due to its weight it is very effective for causing great bodily harm.

One redneck says to another, "Look Rufus, I got me a Rodney King light. Nobody better mess with me."

by Dawer November 12, 2006

Alexis Celine King

The hottest, sweetest, funniest, kindest, most beautiful woman ever born. She'll tear your heart out when she's away because she's your world.

If I don't marry Alexis Celine King I might just die.

by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021

King kongs finger

To acknowledge or exclaim the size of someone's faeces.

"It was like king kongs finger in my toilet"

by BigPAL97 January 30, 2019

King Kong Klash

When a 7 ft naked man covered in hair gets in a fight with a Boeing 747 on top of the empire state building.

Hey, that guy looks like he's gonna pull a King Kong Klash later.

by dankeykang69 November 2, 2021

Truck Wash Kings

The best in the business for Washing shit fast as fuck! Also known for 1%ers in working on bikes and riding bikes

Oh shit G those are the Truck Wash Kings
Becareful you don't brush the bugs in the truck the truck wash kings might make fun of you and rape you. Truck Wash Kings

by Silkett October 17, 2020

king kong balls

King kong balls is literally a monkey with fucking balls and they made it into a statue in a place.

Person 1 : Yo dude have you seen the statue of king kong balls?
Person 2 : Yoo yeah I really wanna go there and take a picture of it.

by Afucking_Idiothere02 September 22, 2021

kings school macc

An absolute shithouse full of shithouses. We strong the LGBT community. If ur not gay u don’t stay.

60 million down the drain, kings school macc what a shame

by Haha bill December 7, 2019