dumb high school (generally freshman) hoes with a severe case of anorexia and a fake orange rub-on tan. they are typically of the valley girl sort and are often extremely dumb and easy. practically breastless, too young, and generally unappealing, they partake in this ritual of (reputational) self mutilation every spring, before summer comes, and before homecoming and prom, so that their parents can be sure to remind them with photo evidence what carrot sticks their daughters used to be. the plainest sign of desperation for social acceptance, carrot sticks are iconic sources of laughter and hallway disruption as they struggle to contend with the fact that existence hates them.

the dude: why, my good friend jeremiah, look over to yonder girl passing the commons, doth she not looketh as if she were a carrot stick?

jeremiah: awh dayum nigga dat bitch done got that pumpkin face an carrot body and everythang, sheeet.

carrot stick by eventual revenge of the sloth August 27, 2008

sizzle stick

A slow roasted penis.

grandpa joe finally took his sizzle stick out of the oven.

sizzle stick by Seeeeeedy Chris May 10, 2008

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Giggle Stick

You and your girlfriend are having sex doggystyle, and she decides to take a shit whilst in the process of doggy styling. you then take the pile of feces, shove a stick in it, wrap it in tin foil, keep it in the freezer over night, take it out, un wrap it, then surprise your girlfriend with a brand new dildo and masturbate her with it.

peanut-covered dildo smells great!

Giggle Stick by Matt White April 16, 2004

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fish stick

One who is useless, stupid, unable to find the dots, much less connect them; one who is a frozen, battered, out of the box dumbass.

She can't tranfer a call and hangs up on everyone. She's such a fish stick, right out of the box.

fish stick by Guillermo April 1, 2004

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