by anonymous August 15, 2021
Get the Take the scenic rootmug. a hot take in a topic, usually toxic, bigoted, and highly fact deficient by someone banking on their attractiveness to make it acceptable and defended by their audience.
Asides from the completely off base premise of Becky's cute take, the fervor of which her stans defended it was disturbing.
by ShoNuff77 July 24, 2022
Get the Cute Takemug. Why Do I Always Look Like The Police Officer Taking Notes In Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Episode <"'`~`48`~`Hours`~`48>
Why Do I Always Look Like The Police Officer Taking Notes In Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Episode <"'`~`48`~`Hours`~`48>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the Why Do I Always Look Like The Police Officer Taking Notes In Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Episode <"'`~`48`~`Hours`~`48>mug. Take the waddle off
that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.
me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off
me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off
by little man87 July 9, 2016
Get the Take the waddle offmug. Patterson taking a poop.
Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021
Get the taking a pattersonmug. Good friends talk about there sex lives. Best friends talk about taking a dale.
Live, laugh, take a dale!
I took a dale today!
Coffee makes me dale
Live, laugh, take a dale!
I took a dale today!
Coffee makes me dale
by Imajewmoney December 17, 2020
Get the Take a Dalemug. Whether it's your guy bestfriend, boyfriend, or just your best friend, now is the time you can get away with stealing their hoodie. September 27th is the perfect day to take that hoodie they are always wearing and try it for yourself to see what's so special about it. But be careful! They just might take yours!!
Guy bsf: Hey! Where did my hoodie go?
Girl bsf/you: It's National take your bestfriend's hoodie day!
Guy bsf: Oh. Well I guess that means I can take yours then!
Girl bsf/you: It's National take your bestfriend's hoodie day!
Guy bsf: Oh. Well I guess that means I can take yours then!
by Ineedtherapy:).org September 21, 2021
Get the National take your bestfriend's hoodie daymug.