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Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.
Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.
by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023
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Straight Up Theory

The act of pointing ones genitalia straight into ones mouth “accidentally” and then ejaculating.
I believe Kanye West subscribes to Straight up theory recently
by El Choso November 8, 2025
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Straights

Cigarettes out of a box - not rollies
Can you buy me a pack of straights?’
by ThE ToRiEs aRe cUnTs June 22, 2019
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straight pts fuqn

beat that tight pussy up face down ass up no questions asked
wifey: u comin home for lunch?
veteran: cummin hot straight pts fuqn
by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018
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Power Straight

adj. / noun

(1) A term used to describe a woman—usually in sports or high-level leadership—whose confidence, swagger, and unshakeable dominance in her field make her both intimidating and magnetic. Think of it like a "power suit," but with athleticism and laser focus instead of pinstripes.

(2) Inspired by WNBA sharpshooter Sabrina Ionescu, “Power Straight” references someone (often a woman) who is unmistakably straight but moves through the world with the badass energy, precision, and cool typically reserved for queer icons. She hits threes, shuts down doubters, and doesn’t need to raise her voice to command a room.
“Did you see how Sabrina drained those threes at the All-Star weekend? That’s peak Power Straight energy.”
“She walked into the boardroom like a Power Straight—calm, locked in, zero games.”
by notjoebuck July 31, 2025
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Straight Trash

A word used to describe most of the lower eschelon of white people. Or people of no class, which is white people.
Wow! Look at those people over there going to the Garth Brooks concert.

Yeah bro, they're Straight Trash.

Already bro!
by Hangin&swangin69 April 30, 2019
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straight

a phase we all you're just a little gay ;)
by I'm daddy;) September 3, 2020
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