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A gorgeous, smoking hot girl with a perfect body who loves tacos and wings, yet always stays flawless
I'm jut a fat ass who loves food
Fat Ass by Handsomebananas July 30, 2017
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fat hoppin' 

1) The act of sleeping with a fat girl.

2) The act of a desirable male actively seeking a woman who is considered not only undesirable but rather large as well.

3) A sport in which a group of friends goes out to a bar or club to compete for the opportunity to have sexual intercourse with fat girls (this usually happens after one in the group is made fun of for having had sex with a fat girl, but then brags about her sexual prowess. Everyone knows a guy can't go on living knowing that a friend of his has had some sexual experience that he has no comparison for).
Randy: Man I can't believe you had sex with that manatee.
Mike: Whatever man it was soooo uh-mazin'.
Randy: Are you serious?
Mike: You've never been fat hoppin'? Are you serious? Everybody has to hook up with a fat girl at least once. They never know when they're gonna get it again so they give you everything they got.
Randy: Man let's go fat hoppin' tonight.
Mike: Hell yeah I'll buy the first round.
Randy: Sweet!!!
fat hoppin' by D.O.A. May 9, 2007
Someone that is fat, but would be considered attractive if one's standards were lowered just enough.
Derek: I'd never do that girl.
Robert: Yeah, she's fat.
*3 hours later*
Fat hot girl: That was mediocre.
Derek: Don't tell my friends.
fat hot by insouciance April 2, 2009
A term for a fat version of a lady named Kim. It is also a type of cheese.
Man, I need to get me some fat kim cheese tonight.
Fat Kim by feeteater375 March 25, 2009

Fat kid shuffle 

a dance when your bob side to side at the knees with your index fingers extended with you slightly leaning to whatever side your bobbing to. always done differently by each person and you can do it to pretty much any type of music. dance orginated from a guy name Cheeks in south florida
Fuck the cupid shuffle its all about the fat kid shuffle
Fat kid shuffle by SoFlaDriftKing February 3, 2010

fat bitchery 

to put it simply, it's a more specific form of the word "fuckery." in this case, referring to the fuckery of the world's obese population.
Thing 1: if i suck your dick and it tastes like honey mustard, i will marry you and have your children.

Thing 2: what the hell kind of fat bitchery is this??
fat bitchery by UndergroundHero August 14, 2010