Spread him on a cracker 

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.

Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...

Spread him on a cracker by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood 

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood by LZ22 October 17, 2019

Crackron 

Refers to the city of Akron, Ohio. Due to its large population of citizens on crack or various other illegal drugs.

Dude did you see that whore givin dollar bj's in the alley?
-yeah I fuckin hate Crackron.

Crackron by marbred1212 June 28, 2009

crackstitution

A governance document enforced and upheld by the leader of a government body who admits to smoking crack.

ex. Mayor Rob Ford enforces and upholds the crackstitution of the City of Toronto.
ex. Glenn Jessome cannot make sense of the government or legal systems of Toronto, because of the interpretations of their crackstitution.
ex. Not all of the people of Toronto smoke crack, however, 44% of them want to uphold the crackstitution.

crackstitution by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

crackopolis 

A city whose Mayor smokes crack and continues to govern.

ex. Thanks to Mayor Rob Ford, the City of Toronto has become a well known crackopolis.

crackopolis by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

national crackhead day

national crackhead day is on august 15, it’s for all the goofy people who act like crackheads and of course for the actual crackheads, post ya crackheads friends or post your crackhead self🤣

hey it’s national crackhead day! post me😛

national crackhead day by kenmaitor August 10, 2019

Cracka Country

Where hillbillies, rednecks, and honkys live.

Golly gee! There's a lot of white folk around these parts. We must be in Cracka Country.

Cracka Country by Gar Grim June 16, 2018