Cookie monster

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol

Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies

by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

Cookie

Depends..

1.cookie that you eat
2.cookie that you 'eat' or lick :>

1.The cookie in the cafeteria is delicious!
2.Put this cookie right in your face-Cardi v

by Bichgetyouruglyassoopaloompass October 13, 2020

urban cookie

When a homeless person takes a dump on the street and doesn't cover it up.

"Watch out, Billy-Bob! Don't step in that urban cookie!!"

by deos February 10, 2014

Cookie Tier List Day

National Cookie day is a Holiday that was originated by an Aztec warrior named Wammu Sir Pillarlot in 300 AC. On this day people must celebrate by ranking their favorite cookies on a tier list.

This Holiday has lost popularity over the years until the early 2000s when a group of German teenagers has brought this holiday back to life and is now popular again.

I can’t wait until Cookie Tier List Day!

Let’s rank cookies on Cookie Tier List Day!

by Omniorb March 12, 2024

farmer cookie

A normal cookie you can buy from Rewe that has no relation to farmers.

Yo let's go to Rewe and buy some farmer cookies and Spezi

by YoDawg69 May 26, 2023

Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.

Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?

by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019

Boneless cookie

A cookie without a penis(bone) in it.

I sure am glad these you got boneless cookies

by Bigboiblueballs June 28, 2023