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Chris

The hottest motherfucker I’ve ever met. He always has his hair up in a bun. He’s kind of short but it’s fine because his friends are at his same height. All of his friends call him a Reese right. He likes to think he’s so cool because he lives in Obetz.
Hey do you know a guy named Chris
Yeah isn’t he a reese rat
Yep
by A homosexual September 7, 2021
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Chris

Chris, or "having a Chris" is a synonym/slang for the drug marijuana. Popular in New Zealand/Australian slang.
"Hey bro, you guys getting on the Chris tonight?"
"Yeah, mate. Me and the gang are getting on the Chris tonight!"
by tfhb669 March 28, 2024
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Chris

Chris is a nice guy who is his own person loves the people around him and loves his girlfriend

. Nut don’t let Chris get to you because he’ll turn on you very quickly.
Girl 1 “what happend”
Girl 2 Chris cheated on me

Girl 3 oh really I didn’t know you guys were still together we’ve been talking for a while
by Urworstnightmare199 November 17, 2022
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Chris

A name given to people who can't talk to women on their own, they are know to be very short and introverted.
Chris : What should I say to Cristina she said "Good morning".
Sebastian : Think nigga think.
by Notfesse January 3, 2024
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Chris Brown

To be as fine Trey Songz but as smooth as Usher
So sexy that you would be the next Aaliyah for him
I want my man to be a Chris Brown if I can't get the real thing.
by Chrisbrownwifee_2011 October 6, 2020
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Chris

Might be small but can beat any nigga ass

Act gay but will steal ya bitch

Realest nigga I know💯💯
by Tayk12 May 4, 2019
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Chris marshall

A guy you think that you know.
You don't.

It is said that those with the most love to give. Also have the most hate to release.
The pendulum swings hard both ways.

Chris Marshall is the guy you want in your corner. He knows where the bodies are buried. He still has the Left handed shovel to prove it. A backroom profit and the Patron Saint of Lost Souls

He is the guy that will make the kids breakfast and get them off to school. He will help a stranger broken down on the side of the road.

He is also the guy that will pour gas on a chomo and strike a match.
Money doesn't impress him. So don't try and buy him.

The Golden Rule is the currency.

So spend wisely.
Most of all he is kind

and pleasant to be around.
Until he's not.

Harshall, Angry Man, Marine, Grit are just a few synonyms

The Golden Rule.

It really is that simple.
Man, did you see Chris Marshall?

No what happened? He stopped being nice...
by Harshall January 31, 2023
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