Chris

Short chubby simp that blocks his best friends over a thot ugly fat girl called Natalie.
Chris is about to get five knuckle shuffled by Natalie’ boyfriend
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Chris

Sexy ass boy that pulls bitches everyday has no girlfriend because he can’t stand hoes but is one fine ass person Chris is a very good name
Sexy boy Chris that gets all the girls
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Chris

A kind-hearted guy who may seem like a misfit at first, but will surprise you. Christophers are playful, energetic, intelligent, and damn sexy. They are human beings like no other, they know how to treat a girl right. They are great in bed and usually pipe the ladies, also their performance in the bedroom is immaculate. Loved by all women, Christophers will charmers and will claim the hearts of many with their words and looks. Christophers also see a great amount of wealth so they are also ballers. These awesome beings have surpassed all the others will reach a level of devinity but will never come close to being God.
That Chris, That Chris, she is a pretty girl.
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Chris Hansen'd

When a pedophile is rapidly exposed to the public, taken from the name of the former host of the TV show "To Catch a Predator" (a show about catching pedo's) Chris Hansen. Because of the of the show and it's popularity, those caught could never leave the public eye.
My buddy mike, I thought he was cool, but I can't hang with him anymore because he got Chris Hansen'd
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Chris Move

When someone stupid does something dumb, like Chris, they are regarded as making a ‘Chris Move’
“Did you hear Chris broke his collarbone in the off-season

“What a Chris move
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Chris fixed

"Chris fixed" is something that was fixed or repaired cheaply with common handtools at home.
Ah! so you Chris fixed your car
by kwentschair October 28, 2019
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