by It was i dio February 13, 2022
Get the Pointing birdmug. The movie of all time. It was released back in 2013 and is still epic even almost a decade later. It is better than Morbius and The Rise of Gru combined.
When the turkey said "WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU. THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU", my life completely changed. I now have a job and a loving family. Thank you, Free Birds
by BorritoGuy December 10, 2022
Get the Free Birdsmug. a sexy ass bird with stylish fur, very fast and doesn't like emu's since they mock ostriches
ostriches like to play, eat, run, and ignore emu's.
some emu's are nice to ostriches.
ostriches like to play, eat, run, and ignore emu's.
some emu's are nice to ostriches.
by RealKittyAndCats March 1, 2017
Get the Ostrich Birdmug. Preformed by 2 men. One lays in doggy style and the other one does the same with their mouth on their anus. The front one takes laxatives and washes it down with prune juice. The front one defecates into the other’s mouth and he chews it until it’s a liquid. The other man then puts his penis into his mouth and strokes it back and forth until he nuts in it. Then the man with the concoction in his mouth spits it into the other guys mouth and they make-out. Passing the concoction back and forth between each other’s mouth.
by TheFreakyDictionary June 5, 2024
Get the Bird Feedermug. When having intercourse, the man “finishes” in their partner’s mouth, and then their partner will gargle and spit it back into their mouth.
by Hugh_Janusss__ November 27, 2020
Get the Mama Birdmug. When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.
Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025
Get the birth by anal bird explosionmug. (Me) I hear the cheeseburger bird
(Chickadee) Cheese-bur-ger
(My friend in a confused state) Oh, do you mean a chickadee
(Me) Yes
(Chickadee) Cheese-bur-ger
(My friend in a confused state) Oh, do you mean a chickadee
(Me) Yes
by Hurricane Dorian March 31, 2025
Get the Cheeseburger birdmug.